Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Meet Mr. Bomb
1. Best. Dr. Strangelove. Remake. EVER!
2. "Get that thing off my suppositories!" Andrew Sullivan huffed.
3. "Yeah, they dropped 15 bombs on us, but not only were they all duds, they also lined up perfectly upon landing." And the AP Reporter believed every word of it.
4. I think my favorite episode of Baywatch was when they went back in time and single-handedly repelled Japanese invasion and Pamela Anderson pleasured herself on some bombs.
5. Screw your bunny with the pancake on his head, I prefer the hot chick with ordnance under her ass.
6. I bet she wonders why all the men she dates have no clue what color her eyes are.
7. Sometimes, a bomb is just a bomb.
8. It might be instructive to compare this picture with the other side's version of a hot chick.
9. "Hey, Mr. Islamist, would you care to explain to me and my 2,000 lb. friends here why I should be wearing a burkha?"
10. "Gilligan, why do you think the Professor has been stockpiling all these nukes?" "Gee, I don't know, Mary Ann. Nice rack, by the way."
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