Sunday, August 21, 2005
Keep Looking, I'm Sure You'll Find It
1. Hold on, it's still not perfectly symmetrical
2. "Are you sure this is part of the standard check for steroids, or are you just playing with my balls?" "A little from Column A, and a little from Column B."
3. Airport security got weird after Andrew Sullivan took over the TSA.
4. "I am almost positive this violates the restraining order."
5. "Go to my happy place... go to my happy place... I'm in front of my garage... watering my flowerbed... dad is with me... ah, happy place."
6. "Are you sure this is where you lost your contact lens?"
7. "Can't we just cuddle?"
8. "Don't think of it as a cup, think of it as a gift box for a beautiful package."
9. "Dad, I realize you're trying to make up for running out on us when I was six, but this is really the wrong time and place to be teaching me the finer points of pocket pool."
10. "So, it's not a 'bad touch' if I'm wearing a wrestling singlet? These new rules sure are complicated."
Blatantly Stolen From: SondraK