Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Just Say "Ewwwww!"

1. "Nothing like toking up after a round of rough sex with a rock hard stud."

2. "I don't think I'm stoned yet. I still don't believe Bush is Hitler."

3. "You were expecting a hot 22 year old with luscious joybags straddling a 2,000 lb bomb? You must be new to the world of on-line personal ads."

4. "Aw, damn, dropped my colostomy bag."

5. "Ah, this takes me back to the wrap party for Reefer Madness, back at Allen Ginsburg's place, with Jack Kerouac and Bob Dole doing me Eiffel Tower style."

6. Dude in background: "Shit, dawg, look at the cape. Granny must got some primo chronic. Let's take her to the space needle and convince her she's Superman."

7. "The dude in the dress? Says his name's Barney Frank. Claims to be a Senator or something. Keeps trying to get me to go back to his playroom."

8. "Dude, am I hallucinating, or is there a really old chick standing there with no pants?"

9. Estelle Getty wasn't the only Golden Girl to turn to drug abuse in order to put up with Bea Arthur. Rue McLanahan became hopelessly addicted to oxycontin while Betty White simply shot heroin.

10. "OK, I must be stoned now, I think communism would work."

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4 comments:

tomslick said...

Tiffany Butler, age 19, demonstrates how 12 joints a day is the secret to her youthful look and vibrance.

bubbalove said...

Somehow, I don't think this is the drug benefit for seniors that Bush had in mind.

Also,

"What's that, young man? One puff of this magic cigarette and I'll be young and beautiful? Gimme!"

tomslick said...

I was gonna pop in my teeth, but then I got high.

I was gonna rinse my enema bag, but then I got high.

I went to check my mail and got lost and I know why, because I got high, because I got high, because I got highhhhhhhhhhhh, doo doo doo doo doo doo.

carl said...

"Why didn't you tell me this is what this stuff was! I've been feeding it to my goats for the last 50-years."

"Shhhiiiittt..."

"Are you sure Jimi Hendrix got started this way?"

Suddenly Grandma was hungry again but it was too late. She has traded her false teeth for a small bag of weed.

"Now, bring on that toad for me to lick and my day will be complete!" Granny said.

She huffed and she puffed and she found she liked puffing better.