1. "Yoo-hoo, Aladdin? Where are you?"
2. Michael Jackson goes prospecting for tissue donors to reconstruct his nose and strikes gold.
3. "You do WHAT with goats? That's sick! Aren't there any ten-year-old boys in your country?"
4. "... shaved and brought to my tent? Well, if the first part is even necessary, for get about it!"
5. "So, those 72 virgins I get if I martyr myself, does the Koran provide any information on... um, the precise nature of those virgins?"
6. Boyfinger is delighted to learn that under shari'a law all elementary school gym classes are clothing optional.
7. "Now, Mr. Jackson, if you should feel nervous when you address our youth group, just picture the audience naked. Surely, that will not be a problem for you."
8. "And so, you see, in addition to the investment potential, there are numerous tax advantages to locating in the... hello? hello? ... Damn, he's staring off again. Who's idea was it to hold our meeting in a middle school locker room?"
9. Magritte's lost masterpiece, Ceci n'est pas un pedophile.
10. "Hey, you can only depend on pay-offs and idiot juries for so long. What did you say the age of consent was here?"