1. "I knew your dad in WWII. We used to go whoring together in Tokyo. Did you know you have a half-brother named Hoshi?"
2. "Wow! You really lost both shins fighting the Tojos in World War II?"
3. "Yeah, in WWII some crazy bitch used to camp outside Hyde Park and root for the Nazis. I put two bullets right between her eyes from 200 yards and I'm still a damn good shot, if you catch my meaning, Mr. President..."
4. "Wow, feel that forearm. You've been working out. Are you busy later, Mr. President?"
5. "Come on, Mr. President, Don't be shy. Dance with an old man and make him happy... Dance with me/I want my arms about you/The charms about you/Will carry me through to heaven/I'm in heaven/And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak..."
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