Thursday, August 18, 2005
Give These People A State, Part 1
1. The All-Ninja version of Rapunzel opens on Broadway.
2. "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away before I taunt you a second time. "
3. "Ninja Orgy on the Balcony at Medieval Times! Ninja Orgy on the Balcony at Medieval Times!"
4. "And then, King Arthur's castle is swarmed by Ninjas, and all of the knights of the Round Table are sliced to pieces." --- twist ending to M. Night Shyamalan's Camelot.
5. Ninjas swarm the Honeycomb Hideout, yeah! yeah! yeah!
6. "We are he-man woman haters/ We feed girls to alligators/We don't want no stinking girls/Our black hoods look fab with pearls..."
1. After losing in Federal Court, Domino's was forced to make deliveries to the inner city. Certain precautions were also put in place.
2. "All right, men, we got a 14-58, Ninja Orgy on the Balcony at Medieval Times!"
3. Ahemd was the kind of guy who couldn't take a leak by the side of the road unless he was absolutely sure no one was watching.
4. COPS: Provincetown. "All right men, we got 6-88, man in leather hood sodomizing a beagle."
5. "Call Mr. Jihad, that's my name. That name again, is Mr. Jihad."
6. "All right you kids, we are strangers, nevertheless, you will take our candy!"