Tuesday, August 09, 2005
1. Is it blogger sweeps month already?
2. Erotic catfights are the highlight at every Clinton fundraiser... Bill's and Hillary's.
3. "Again! Again!" screamed the Tele-tubbies excitedly from off-stage.
4. "Hey! Those are my implants!"
5. Easy E's sad attempt to make the clock into the panel's center of attention was doomed to failure.
6. "Break it up, biyatches, or someone is going to get a 'time-out.'" Tyrone, the world's nicest pimp, disciplines his ho's.
7. "I wanna make motorboat noises!"
8. A long-time advocate of women's health, Senator Clinton insists on giving every woman who attends a fundraiser a personal breast exam lasting anywhere from five minutes to four-and-a-half hours.
9. They are neither real, nor are they spectacular.
10. "Too bad your face froze like that, nice jugs, though."
Hat tip: Divine Miss M
Unrelated But Nevertheless Entertaining Link: Stuff on my cat.