Thursday, July 28, 2005

Um, I Think I'd Rather Have the Bombs

Extry! Extry! Read all about it. Hideous Freaks of Leftism use anti-war excuse to flaunt hideous middle-aged bodies in Bay Area (of course) Freakfest called "Breasts Not Bombs." Caption blogger vomits in disgust, Hat tips: Zombie.

1. "Arrrrgh, my name be Lickbeard the Lesbian Pirate. Arrgh!"

2. Scene from the lost episode of Gilligan's Island in which the Skipper accidentally swallows Mrs. Howell's estrogen.

3. ... And the Number One Sign You Paid Too Much for Your Stippergram..."

4. What? You mean you didn't know Louie Anderson was a gay-lesbian icon?

5. "I happen to be retaining water... specifically, Lake Titicaca."

6. Suicides among gay and lesbian teens tripled when Greta here became the youth counselor.

7. "I'm just waiting for my friends Jamie and Terry and my significant other, Chris."

8. "Sixteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest... would be an infinitely more pleasurable sexual experience then this androgynous freak could offer."

9. "What, you'd rather see me in some hideous orang and red plaid jacket? What kind of a freak do you think I am."

1. "Oh, no, our drummer spontaneously combusted again."

2. "Honey, just because you like to kiss young Arab boys doesn't make you Ricky Martin."

3. Michael McKean tries to pimp Sarah Jessica Parker The sign was apparently meant to imply that her 'Services' were for 'Sale.' Still, no takers.

4. Tyrone, the White, Hippie, Medicated pimp, disciplines one of his ho's with a folk-song about the importance of not holding out on your Mack Daddy.

5. Passersby paid them a dollar a head not to play any Barry Manilow songs.

6. "Hey, it's true. You can sing every Marilyn Manson song to the tune of 'Hello, Dolly."


Robert said...

The Gilligan's Island one busted me up! That's freakin' hillarious.

Divine Miss M said...

On second thought, maybe Ted Kennedy's man-boobs aren't so bad after all.

Van Helsing said...

Picture One: Ellen DeGenerate has talked to her new squeeze before about remembering to take the price tags off what little clothing she wears.

Picture Two: Now that there is no such thing as a private beach in New Jersey, no one will be safe from the aquatic hippie folk noise commandos.

Van Helsing

Jonathan said...

"Yo ho ho, and blow the man...uh, never mind!"

odysseus said...

I don't see what the fuss is about. It's just another leftist boob or two...