Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Refugees from Saturday Night Live Sketch Protest G-8
My first thought upon seeing this was, Hey 'Sprockets' But 'Goth Talk' is equally applicable.
1. "Yes, Ve are doomed and I am filled with remorse, and it is most delicious."
2. "Turdbots Against War" Interesting name.
3. "Gosh, you're in a bad mood. What wage slave pissed in your double-tall soy latte?"
4. "Can you hear me now you fascist pig? Good."
5. "I wish someone would kill me; that way I could hang out in the cemetery ALL the time, instead of just on weekends."
6. "Damn, you guys make Morrissey look like Katie F**king Couric."
7. Here we see the kind of people who constantly threaten suicide but never follow through.... dammit!
8. "Hello, Michael Moore? Yeah, your Size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL T-Shirt is ready."
9. If you pull a hippie's finger, and he hasn't bathed in six months, does it make a smell?
10. "Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique, guys, but, to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy Goth protester."
P.S. Yes, I decided to caption today despite what those terrorist bastards did in London this morning. Were it up to me, anyone who had anything to do with this would be in a dark cell with a five gallon drum of Drano and a 3/4 inch catheter.