Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Refugees from Saturday Night Live Sketch Protest G-8

My first thought upon seeing this was, Hey 'Sprockets' But 'Goth Talk' is equally applicable.

1. "Yes, Ve are doomed and I am filled with remorse, and it is most delicious."

2. "Turdbots Against War" Interesting name.

3. "Gosh, you're in a bad mood. What wage slave pissed in your double-tall soy latte?"

4. "Can you hear me now you fascist pig? Good."

5. "I wish someone would kill me; that way I could hang out in the cemetery ALL the time, instead of just on weekends."

6. "Damn, you guys make Morrissey look like Katie F**king Couric."

7. Here we see the kind of people who constantly threaten suicide but never follow through.... dammit!

8. "Hello, Michael Moore? Yeah, your Size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL T-Shirt is ready."

9. If you pull a hippie's finger, and he hasn't bathed in six months, does it make a smell?

10. "Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique, guys, but, to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy Goth protester."

P.S. Yes, I decided to caption today despite what those terrorist bastards did in London this morning. Were it up to me, anyone who had anything to do with this would be in a dark cell with a five gallon drum of Drano and a 3/4 inch catheter.


Jonathan said...

Hey, doesn't the guy with his forearm over the letter K look like John Lithgow?

Jonathan said...

With Bush being spelled with two S's, clearly their Ivy League education is paying off.

Dan said...
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Dan said...

*whining* "Mom, I told you not to call me when I'm leading an anarchistic revolt! sigh Fine, I'll pick up a bucket of chicken on the way home."

Eph said...

Has the artist been inhaling paint fumes or did he/she/it really think that a mediocre picture of Ronald McDonald could pass for President Bussh. Or perhaps it's a subtle jab at the Presidents partnership with the corporate warmongers who are poisining our society.
Turdbots Rulle

Frank IBC said...

Enough of pretense, jonathan leffingwell - I just want to jump your bones.

V the K said...

doesn't the guy with his forearm over the letter K look like John Lithgow?

Yes, it's the Where's Waldo series's less-popular spin-off, Where's John Lithgow?

Kimberly said...

"Fuck Bush" - Oh yeah, that's rational commentary. Do these people not get it we really don't care how they feel about things?