1. "So, Camilla Parker Bowles walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'Why the long face?'"
2. "To Matt Dillon's underwear, (clink!)"
3. "You know, Camilla, it's a damn good thing our subjects never see you without make-up."
4. News Item: Beer companies have been ordered to hire uglier men for their advertisements in Britain, to avoid making a link between women's boozing and sexual success.
5. "We get checks from the government. And we use them to buy beer."
6. "Well, chaps, I believe I'll have a cold one... and also a beer."
7. "Work, beer, work. damn you!"
8. "... and does Andrew Sullivan know you stole his hat, dear?"
5 comments:
Beer goggles; they're not just for men anymore! You've come a long way, baby!
andthenblammo!
Any woman can RIDE a horse. It takes a true aristocrat to LOOK like one.
"A toast, my dear: To beer...making ugly people beautiful since the Middle Ages!"
"Speaking of the Middle Ages...how's your mum doing these days?"
The English have always been confused - we want our beer cold and our women HOT!
...Okay, one more beer and if this one doesn't do the job, I'll try pulling the hat over her face...
Van Helsing
Moonbattery
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