Wednesday, July 27, 2005

The Prince of Beers

1. "So, Camilla Parker Bowles walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'Why the long face?'"

2. "To Matt Dillon's underwear, (clink!)"

3. "You know, Camilla, it's a damn good thing our subjects never see you without make-up."

4. News Item: Beer companies have been ordered to hire uglier men for their advertisements in Britain, to avoid making a link between women's boozing and sexual success.

5. "We get checks from the government. And we use them to buy beer."

6. "Well, chaps, I believe I'll have a cold one... and also a beer."

7. "Work, beer, work. damn you!"

8. "... and does Andrew Sullivan know you stole his hat, dear?"


Anonymous said...

Beer goggles; they're not just for men anymore! You've come a long way, baby!


Divine Miss M said...

Any woman can RIDE a horse. It takes a true aristocrat to LOOK like one.

Jonathan said...

"A toast, my dear: To beer...making ugly people beautiful since the Middle Ages!"

"Speaking of the Middle's your mum doing these days?"

racerboy said...

The English have always been confused - we want our beer cold and our women HOT!

Van Helsing said...

...Okay, one more beer and if this one doesn't do the job, I'll try pulling the hat over her face...

Van Helsing