1. "Jesse, you're the bestest race-hustler in the whole wide world."
2. "Jesse, when I get old, will my face decompose into a mashed-potato-like mass of flesh, like yours?"
3. "Hey, look, Michael Jackson showed up with his cub scout troop. Um, do all cub scouts wear ball gags these days?"
4. "Titty-twister! Titty-twister!"
5. "If you really loved me, you'd waste all the white folks."
6. "Jesse, maybe it's the three or four mojitos, maybe it's the twelve hits of Ecstasy, or maybe it's the the five cans of furniture polish I just huffed, but you really look hot."
7. "Oh, Jesse, I love it when you wrap me in your manly arms... I think I'll kill you last."
8. "Jesse, would you just act gay with me until Janeane Garofalo leaves me alone."
Los Angeles Mayor-elect Antonio Villaraigosa is hugged by Jesse Jackson during the procession to Los Angeles City Hall for his swearing in, Friday, July 1, 2005.(AP Photo/Gary Friedman, Pool)
Hat Tip: Brenda. (Hi, Brenda.)