Friday, July 01, 2005

A Little Imagery to Take With You to the Beach this Weekend

Senator Edward "Jabba the Hutt" Kennedy



Update : You were all aware, of course, that Senator Kennedy's dog is named 'Splash."

I guess naming it, "Remember That Time I Drowned a Young Campaign Worker" would have been too obvious.

1. "Jeez, I'm really far too blitzed to be giving anybody a ride home. Oh, what the Hell."

2. "Damn Smart Ass kids, always yelling "Hey, Kool-Aid!" whenever I appear."

3. "Oooh look, I'm Ted Kennedy. I have man boobies."

4. The police wisely placed orange traffic cones around the train wreck.

5. Boy: Daddy, what's that? Father: Well son, that's Mercury, the closest planet to the sun. What it's doing down here on the wharf I haven't the foggiest, we should probably go ask a scientist.

6. "Hey, what's with the cones already? I haven't even made it to the parking lot yet!"



1. "Oh, yeah, offer to give my gut a sonogram. That's so-o-o-o-o-o original."

2. From the looks of it, the only thing Ted has never filibustered is a beer keg.

3. President Clinton's favorite and cruelest joke was to buy Senator Kennedy a lap dance... knowing full well that not even an Olympic gymnast could perform that feat.

4. "Ow! Damn, another harpoon. I hate sailing off Nantucket."

5. "Ach! Ye call that a caber toss, ye great gutless pussy? Stand back laddies, and let a real man show yew how its done!"

6. The scene of the crucified Christ being taunted by a morbidly obese Roman soldier was too disturbing even for Mel Gibson.

From: SondraK

13 comments:

Tomslick said...

What a perfectly good waste of 35 acres of cotton to cover that monumental fat ass.

Tomslick said...

Oh Ted, you do have that certain glow since you are with child.

bubbalove said...

..and then, holding Ann Coulter in his right hand, Teddy "Kong" Kennedy began his ascent up the mainmast where he proceeded to terrorize the hapless citizens of Kennebunkport

Dan said...

Ted Kennedy lowers his head in shame as he drops his ice cream cone.

AM42 said...

That's the fattest thing I've ever seen... and I've been on safari.

Divine Miss M said...

Roll it back, it's trying to beach itself! Damn, those 'save the whales' folks are never around when you need them...

Passionate Conservative said...

know what really gets my goat? the site got blocked at my job. It's not like I waste that much time at work. Oh well....

Frank IBC said...

Sorry, for a second there I thought that these were more pictures of the catfish.

Jonathan said...

They weeble, they wobble, but they don't fall down!

Molicious said...

What a fat bastard! I thought all drunks were skinny too.

Van Helsing said...

Careful — these pics might be in violation of obscenity statutes.

Tess Turbo said...

"I see fat people."

tuffbeingright said...

"hi! i'm ted and i'm here to fix your fridge"