Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Insane Clown Pussies, 2 0f 2
1. "Hey! Who photoshopped clown drag all over my leather men p0rn" an enraged Andrew Sullivan demanded to know.
2. One of the bizarre results of John Wayne Gacy's collaboration with Robert Mapplethorpe.
3. Barnum and Bailey had no place for Blocko, The Constipated Clown.
4. "Don't you worry, Mr. Gere, we'll have that gerbil out in no time!"
5. But after a while, you become jaded, and have to resort to all sorts of kink to recapture the ecstasy of that first finger-pull.
6. And the school never again hired 'Molesto the Clown' to demonstrate bad touching again.
7. "Andrew, this may be an awkward time to bring this up, but I think we should see other people."
8. "OK, so a human can survive being dragged through the streets by his own intestines. I owe you a Coke."
9. Some guys'll do anything to get 'low-hangers.'
10. "Hey! Give us back our chihuahua!"