1. If John Wayne Gacy had been a left-wing icon like Mumia al-Jamal, the New York Times Magazine would have whitewashed his muderous lust for young boys into a quaint shoe fetish.
2. Al Bundy finally snaps.
3. Onlookers prayed for a skateboarder to grind down the Handicapped Access ramp and end the horrible clown's suffering once and for all.
4. In between killing sprees, Pennywise indulges his foot fetish.
5. "Am I a clown? Do I amuse you?"
6. "What do you mean there's no room in the car? There's always room in the car, dammit!"
7. As she lay face down in a pool of her own vomit, Tammy Faye wondered how much lower she could sink.
8. "...and as I lay my glazzies on that horrible smelly old clown the strains of Ludwig Van's glorious Ninth filled my gulliver, O my brothers, and I viddied myself taking a britva to his horrible smelly clown yarbles."
Hat tip: Van Helsing
4 comments:
Shrapnel the Clown has yet another 'Nam flashback...
"Stay away, man! I've got a yellow feather duster and I know how to use it!"
Having rejected pollutant-producing cigarette butts, a budding young derelict searches for gum to chew off of the pavement.
Van Helsing
Moonbattery
At one time, when we saw clowns, we thought 'Circus.' Now we see clowns, we thing 'John Wayne Gacy.' There's social commentary for ya!
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