Hat Tip: American Mind
1. People Unclear on the Concept: Debbie was always told that she looked better after three or four beers.
2. Jenna Bush's Breakfast of Champions.
3. Saw. Ted. Kennedy. In. Speedo. Must. Drink. To. Forget. Must. Drink. To. Forget.
4. "Oh, gross. There's a dead hamster in this one. Oh, what the hell, it's beer."
5. "Ah, alcohol, the cause of ... and the solution to ... all of life's problems."
6. "The terrorists have taken over my stomach and have demanded beer! I will appease them!"
7. "Hey, Kids! Watch Mommy slam!"
8. "Ah, beer... the perfect substitute for... food."
9. "Um, mom, shouldn't you have brought something else to the picnic? Like sandwiches, or hard-boiled eggs. Just sayin'."
10. "Well, Mr. Budweiser, if you truly are the 'President of Beers,' then you can just call me 'Miss Lewinsky.'"
11. The first female Northwest Airlines pilot completes her "Pre-Flight Check."
12. "Well, now that daddy's gone, I guess I'm the man of the house. So, I'm gonna slam some beers, urinate on the drapes, grope my sister-in-law and pass out in the front yard."
14 comments:
5a. "Oh, gross. There's a dead hamster in this one... "
*picks hamster out of beer by the tail*
"Spit it out, damn you... SPIT IT OUT!"
Doh! That should have been 4a.
"Must hurry! Two-for-one Happy Hour here at the Regal Beagle ends in four minutes and nine seconds!"
VtheK... paging VtheK... are you out there? This requires your immediate attention!
AlphaMu, I think that link ALSO demands the caption. "Spit it out, Damn you, Spit it out!"
I'll get to it. ;-)
LMAO! Thanks.
"What do ya mean, 'There is no screening for Leaving Las Vegas II'? I've been practicing like this for the sequel for two weeks now!"
"In my family, this is what we call a lightweight."
Sure... but you fail to mention that she had already downed 40 hard-boiled eggs at this point.
"The two-fisted slobber? A piker."
"Sorry guys (hic), they didn't (hic) fill the up cups (hic) up all the way (hic)... I'll go get more."
An Omega Mu sister demonstrates the proper technique for bellowing her sorority mating call: "Ooohhh, I'm SOOOOO drunk!"
"I can't believe George Soros promised to give me $1,000,000 if I can pick the one he soaked his dentures in."
Van Helsing
Moonbattery
Really? I have been selected to perform Ted Kennedy's massage? Waiter, 147 more beers please.
Rookie.
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