Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy Model Thongs
1. Fox counter-programs ABC with Sumo With the Stars featuring Kirstie Ally and Rosie O'Donnell.
2. A naked fart contest seemed to be the only one way for Ted Kennedy and Michael Moore to settle the question of who would have first dibs at the All-You-Can-Eat-Rib-Bar.
3. The Traditional Tea Ceremony for the Japanese Ambassador was unfortunately scheduled at the same time and location as Ted Kennedy's Traditional Friday Afternoon Drunken Toga Party.
4. Andrew Sullivan and the boyfriend simultaneously and inconveniently discover their severe seafood allergies.
5. "It's my first time... be gentle."