Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Enormous Terrifying Womanoid
Admit it, you thought this was another Hillary post, didn't you? Didn't you!
1. "Wow, Shaq, Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon really does amazing work."
2. "So, this all started when President Bush spilled Pepsi on a nuclear reactor?"
3. "Thank Heaven for little girls... and thank Ectopic Pituitary Adenomas for the Really, really Big Girls."
4. "Well, ma'am, so far only two people have ordered the 'Super Huge Mega-Penetrator,' you and Andrew Sullivan."
5. Before finally roping Katie, Tom Cruise brought a number of normal-sized woman to his custom-built California estate.
6. "She's big, I tell you, really big. She's so big, she can use Buckingham fountain for a bidet, that's how big she is."
7. "No, uh, I didn't accuse you of taking hormones,... um, I accused you of making a 'whore moan,' ... Oh, wait, that's not any better."
8. "Outta my way, little man. I feel raging PMS coming on, so I'm going to devastate downtown Tokyo."
9. "No, I've never done it 'praying mantis' style. What's it involve?"
10. "Package from a Mr. Bill Clinton... it's just ten cigars, a check for $50,000 and a note that just reads 'Please.'"
Hat tip: Sondrak