Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Enormous Terrifying Womanoid

Admit it, you thought this was another Hillary post, didn't you? Didn't you!

1. "Wow, Shaq, Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon really does amazing work."

2. "So, this all started when President Bush spilled Pepsi on a nuclear reactor?"

3. "Thank Heaven for little girls... and thank Ectopic Pituitary Adenomas for the Really, really Big Girls."

4. "Well, ma'am, so far only two people have ordered the 'Super Huge Mega-Penetrator,' you and Andrew Sullivan."

5. Before finally roping Katie, Tom Cruise brought a number of normal-sized woman to his custom-built California estate.

6. "She's big, I tell you, really big. She's so big, she can use Buckingham fountain for a bidet, that's how big she is."

7. "No, uh, I didn't accuse you of taking hormones,... um, I accused you of making a 'whore moan,' ... Oh, wait, that's not any better."

8. "Outta my way, little man. I feel raging PMS coming on, so I'm going to devastate downtown Tokyo."

9. "No, I've never done it 'praying mantis' style. What's it involve?"

10. "Package from a Mr. Bill Clinton... it's just ten cigars, a check for $50,000 and a note that just reads 'Please.'"

Hat tip: Sondrak


AM42 said...

The ad simply said...

SWM, 5'-0" tall, flat head,
tongue like Gene Simmons

Divine Miss M said...

At last, a woman Dennis Rodman can finally swap clothing with.

Van Helsing said...

"My head would make a nice Ben what ball?"

Van Helsing

roya parsay said...


Jonathan said...

She didn't even know where the water cooler was until she defecated it.

Cybrludite said...

Amazing what you can do with 6" platform shoes & a little forced perspective.