Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Dingbat and the Amazing Technicolor Plaid Dreamcoat



1. Yo, Hillary, the Brady Bunch called. They want you to stop rummaging in their dumpster for clothes.

2. And the Partridge Family wants you to stop hanging around in front of their bus.

3. "And since becoming a severed torso, I have gained a new appreciation for the handicapped..."

4. The plaid says 'butch,' but the bright colors say 'femme.' Hillary, once again, tries to have it both ways at the Feminist Womyn's Retreat.

5. You can always tell you're in a gay neighborhood because the graffiti artists use non-serif fonts.

6. "... and if Eleanor Roosevelt were here with us now, she would also agree that Ann Coulter is a hot piece of ass."

7. Having failed to get SondraK's attention by reciting love poetry and throwing heavy objects, Hillary aims for the "Haute Couture WTF" instead.

8. "The jacket was a gift, damn you! If you don't quit humming the theme from "The Brady Bunch" I'm going to shove this mike so far up your ass your spleen will be doing sound checks!"

9. It Takes a Village to Throw Up on My Jacket.

10. "So, just to go over the rules again, a red hankie means you're a butch dom, an orange hankie means you're a submissive femme, and red-and-orange plaid jacket means 'let's have an erotic catfight while listening to Indigo Girls.' "

13 comments:

AM42 said...

Hillary finally comes forward with the real reason for Dean's infamous scream...

AM42 said...

Somewhere, a village idiot is missing his shirt.

AM42 said...

Hillary practices for her next job...

"Welcome to Wendy's, may I take your order?"

AM42 said...

Cheap, ugly, wrinkled & like something out of the 70s...

Oh, and the shirt's pretty bad too.

Jonathan said...

Hillary, STOP making fun of the kid in the front row with the buck-teeth! That's soooo P.I.!

Jonathan said...

My Cousin Vinnie flashback...

"Are you mocking me with that outfit?" -- Judge Chamberlain Haller

AM42 said...

Hollywood- Warner Bros. Studios announced today that they will start shooting the sequel to Batman Begins now that they have finally filled the role for "Bride of The Joker"

Van Helsing said...

The orange and red plaid helpfully disguised the bloodstains after Shrillary bit off her lower lip.

Van Helsing
Moonbattery

AM42 said...

The only way she can get Bubba's attention these days is to dress up as a can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew.

Anonymous said...

I AM a centerist! My jacket proves it, I have all the colors:
Red for communism.
Orange for liberalism*
White for the people who surrender to terroism.

*http://bookshop.libdems.org.uk/item.jsp?ID=4243

Anonymous said...

Only a village would allow a child to walk out of the home like that.

Anonymous said...

"Even I think that's loud"
/ghost of Johhny Ramone

Ward Cleaver said...

Damn, it's 1974 all over again. Is that ting double-knit? What color appliances does she have, Avocado or Harvest Gold?