Wednesday, June 08, 2005

What if they mated

Henry Rollins:

+ Ed Grimley:

+ Jennifer Wilbanks


Equals



The Canadian nut-job that hitch-hiked over the border from Canada with a bloody chainsaw and a knapsack full of home-made knives and a sword with a swastika on it after hacking a neighbor to death. The Border Patrol let him go, of course.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pair him up with Jennifer Wilbanks.

V the K said...

Ooooh, even better

Divine Miss M said...

It's unsettling when you can see that much of the whites of a person's eyes. Last time I got that creepy feeling was due to this guy:
www.cnn.com/US/9803/25/heavens.gate/

Anonymous said...

Since he was not wanted at the moment that he crossed the border authorities could not detain him. But after a heads up to Mass. State Police he was arrested shortly thereafter and awaits extradition to Canada. Sorry, no link.

jeff said...

Yep - Border Patrol questioned him for 2 hours - but didn't have a legal reason to hold him.

Apparently the Canadians let him out on bail or something...

V the K said...

I'd' a thunk the bloody chainsaw was probable cause, but that's just me.

Anonymous said...

The forensic test for human blood is very simple. The kit no bigger than a can of soda, and takes a few minutes to produce results. I am not suggesting that every border patrol guard have one, but the main offices should have one at all times. You can hold a guy for two hours while some one drives it down.

Monster Kabasue

rudercat said...

I live in the town this guy is from. Funny because his parents look something like this.

Good point about the roids.
Something beyond genetics and enviroment had to screw this guy up.

Beth said...

YES! Ed Grimley! I've been racking my brain trying to remember that name--too lazy to Google it. He is SO Grimley/Wilbanks/Rollins!