1. Several guests at the fundraiser whipped out their cell phones and ordered pizza, hoping her finely-honed p0rn-star instincts would take over and result in a memorable evening.
2. "No, ma'am, the president will not be needing a 'fluffer.'"
3. "I haven't been back to D.C. since we made Enema of the State, The Oral Orifice, and Boobtime for Bonzo.
4. "I feel your pain, Senator First. I've had to 'bend over for Hillary' a few times myself."
5. "I thought the Washington Monument was the Clinton Monument. I felt dumb, but you can understand the mistake."
6. "Well, John McCain just showed up, so I guess I'm no longer the biggest whore in the room."
7. "I'm very eager to meet this 'Dick Army' I've heard so much about. How many of them are there?"
8. "Why does Senator Lugar keep asking if I like 'Seasoned Beef?' I thought we were having chicken?"
9. "I see Rick Santorum's going on again about polygamy and bestiality. Can I get his number?"
10. "Howard Dean is the Peter North of Stupidity."/(okay, that's an obscure reference.)
Porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey poses for photos as she attends the annual President's Dinner in Washington Tuesday, June 14, 2005. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)