Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Things That Make You Re-Evaluate Your Position on Burqas

I am wondering if this... thing was once somebody's sweet little girl, running to her Daddy clutching fresh-picked field daisies in her outstretched hand.

Somehow, I think not.

1. Man, Tom Cruise has really lost it.

2. How can you tell this was taken in San Francisco? Because the crowd's attention is directed at something even more bizarre behind her.*

3. The following year, the neighborhood association re-evaluated their Christmas Parade plans and went with a more traditional Santa.

4. "Oh, I don't know. I just woke up this morning and decided to set back the Gay Rights Movement 20 years."

5. Heather has two mommies. And now, we know why Heather tied up Billy in the janitor's closet and gave him a stern yet sensual whipping.

6. "Check it, peeps. I got my J-Lo/Uncle Fester vibe workin' for me." **

7. "Now, for all the feminists in the audience, the dom who puts the 'suffer' into 'suffragette,'... Ilsa!"

8. "Rolling, rolling, rolling, keep those lesbos rolling...."

9. "Deutschland! Deustchland! Uber Alles!"

10. "Gosh, Hillary. You really woke up horny today. What were you dreaming about?"

* I borrowed this one from Right Wing Sparkle.
** Note to self: For future reference, please avoid the word "vibe" when captioning something like this.
Hat Tip: SondraK


Tess Turbo said...

Despite Rob Halford's years of fame, his sister still wears the butt-less chaps in their family.

Kevin Walker said...

Somewhere, Andrew Sullivan is crying over his missing chaps.

Jonathan said...

Slingblade flashback:

"Not funny 'ha-ha!', funny 'queer'!"

Dan said...

This Picture: The Cure to the Common Erection

Submariner said...

You ever wonder what the treatment is for those suffers with the "erection lasting longer than 4 hours, though rare..."

Meet Helga, wannabe Nazi pain mistress, and registered cure for Viagra disfunction.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

To improve sagging sales, Matell tries to appeal to an untapped target demographic by unveiling a live version of the newest member of the Barbie line, "Bitch-Slap" Barbie.

Jonathan said...

"I'm here for 'Dykes on Bikes'! OK, so I don't have a bike...1 out of 2 ain't bad!"

Tomslick said...

Damnit Watson, whose idea was it to clone splice Ted Kennedy and Barney Frank again?