Friday, June 10, 2005

They're not People, They're Hippies!

Protest the occupation/war in Iraq, gas prices and the suppression of our freedoms! Ride As Bare As You Dare!. . . Be There or Be Square! For a future to exist for tomorrow's generations, we must stop wasting the life blood energy of the Earth, stop fighting and killing in the name of consumerist wealth accumulation, ... yadda yadda yadda...




1. "Yeah, so I lost the keys to the handcuffs. Suck it up, ya big baby."
2. "You know, Chris, I keep forgetting whether you're a chick or an intense metrosexual." "Yeah, me too."
3. "I don't know if you were going for the Anne Heche look, the Ilsa, She-wolf of the SS look, the Albino Aunt Jemima look, but whatever it is, you missed badly!"
4. "I can't believe we missed the Xena marathon on Lifetime for this."
5. In the lesbian version of Star Trek, the butch with the red do-rag is always marked for death.
6. "All right, now Jane Goodall's following us around with a camera and a notebook. Would you finally just shave the damn legs!"
7. "Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only dyke at school who has a mustache.
8. "Does anyone suspect we wrote 'Hate' and 'Suffer' in our own menses? That's gotta be worth a NEA grant right there."
9. "Screw this tolerance crap! Let's just kill everything with testicles!"
10. Keeping the beaches safe for womyn, Anne Heche and k.d. lang are Byke Patrol. Coming the fall on USA Network.

4 comments:

The Church Lady said...

Well, I see some of us have to bare our genitalia in order to have a good time. Isn't that SPECIAL?!?

Sharon said...

From the linky:

"Well, there were only six of us, but we did it. With cheers and applause from onlookers we left the Co-op about 1 PM. There were only six of us. 5 guys and 1 brave young woman (who wore only a pair of underwear...no top)... The police were everywhere and I am sure they had a lot to do with the extreme low turn out(.)"

They're really hung up on how few showed up, aren't they? Maybe the low turnout had more to do with the fact that, even to the Moonbats in Asheville you are reagarded as lunatics!

Frank IBC said...

I'd swear the guy front/center in Seattle 2004 is the same one as in Spain 2004, left-center.

Frank IBC said...

"I recognize that penis ANYWHERE!"

-Porky's