Protest the occupation/war in Iraq, gas prices and the suppression of our freedoms! Ride As Bare As You Dare!. . . Be There or Be Square! For a future to exist for tomorrow's generations, we must stop wasting the life blood energy of the Earth, stop fighting and killing in the name of consumerist wealth accumulation, ... yadda yadda yadda...
1. "Yeah, so I lost the keys to the handcuffs. Suck it up, ya big baby."
2. "You know, Chris, I keep forgetting whether you're a chick or an intense metrosexual." "Yeah, me too."
3. "I don't know if you were going for the Anne Heche look, the Ilsa, She-wolf of the SS look, the Albino Aunt Jemima look, but whatever it is, you missed badly!"
4. "I can't believe we missed the Xena marathon on Lifetime for this."
5. In the lesbian version of Star Trek, the butch with the red do-rag is always marked for death.
6. "All right, now Jane Goodall's following us around with a camera and a notebook. Would you finally just shave the damn legs!"
7. "Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only dyke at school who has a mustache.
8. "Does anyone suspect we wrote 'Hate' and 'Suffer' in our own menses? That's gotta be worth a NEA grant right there."
9. "Screw this tolerance crap! Let's just kill everything with testicles!"
10. Keeping the beaches safe for womyn, Anne Heche and k.d. lang are Byke Patrol. Coming the fall on USA Network.