Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Real Headline Says It All
Gay Or Straight? Hard to Tell.
1. Based on the poster, I'm guessing Fight Club II will be nothing but bitch-slaps and hair-pulling.
2. Hard to tell? Even when he's wearing a bright pink shirt and playing pocket pool? Your gaydar must be Soviet-Era.
3. Five guys who are completely unaware that the words "power tools" exist outside a p0rn0graphic context.
4. What has five legs, ten heads, and a cumulative IQ of seventy?
5. From L-to-R, 1.) Used to wank while thinking of Jennifer Aniston, 2.) Banged a waitress while thinking of Jennifer Aniston, 3.) Banged Jennifer Aniston, 3.) Fantasized that he was Jennifer Aniston while being banged by a waiter who looked like #3, and 5.) Thinks he's prettier than Jennifer Aniston.
6. "All right, ma'am, just look at the line-up and tell us who stole your purse... No. 4, step forward and scream, 'it's fabulous, I simply must have it!'"
7. "So, this is Purgatory."
8. "Wow, who would have thought a simple avocado facial rinse would have thrown all of us out of the space-time continuum?"