Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Nucular, It's Pronounced Nucular



1. "Hey! Get that cat off the control panel!"

2. "Oh, all right Mr.'Oh-No-that-could-cause-a-meltdown'-Prissy-Pants, we'll just take our kegger to the Employee Lounge."

3. "Okay, I'm sure once I've demonstrated the 'Jump to Conclusions' mat, you won't think it's a stupid idea."

4. "Ha ha! You just said 'nuclear.' It's 'nukular,' dumbass, the 'g' is silent!"

5. "Oh, all right Mr. 'Oh-No-that-could-cause-a-meltdown'-Prissy Pants, we'll just take our dodgeball game to the employee lounge."

6. "You say Skynet has become self aware. Is that a bad thing?"

7. "Well, Cheney thinks Lenny and Carl are, and his gaydar is infallible.

8. "What does it mean when the guy at Reactor Control shouts 'Allah Akbar!' and hits the red button?"

9. "So, you use robots for the dirty and dangerous job of swapping out plutonium fuel rods. Do you ever worry that they will rise up against their human overloads and enslave humanity? 'Cos that'd be just terrible."

10. "Is it safe for those guys to be drinking Pepsi in here?"

U.S. President George W. Bush (L) tours the control room of the Calvert Cliffs Nuclear Power plant in Lusby, Maryland June 22. 2005.REUTERS/Jason Reed

10 comments:

Renee said...

nice Office Space reference!

AM42 said...

I'm a little disappointed that to missed an obvious one...

"Hey Bill, what do you think- Hillary's ass is about... maybe about this wide."

AM42 said...

BTW, Lenny & Carl are just friends.

Anonymous said...

Did anybody find a fuel rod...it is about this long.

AM42 said...

"Whew! Sorry guys, but you might want to clear the room. I just had a little radiation leak of my own... "

Anonymous said...

And the proverbial...

"Hey, Kobe! Over here - I'm open!"

Anonymous said...

It always makes me smile when I think about Cheech firing up that doobie that was this big...

Anonymous said...

"Slowly I turned; step by step..."

V the K said...

"It's just a jump to the left..."

Dan said...

*During a long game of Hide-and-Seek*

George: Seriously guys, has anybody seen Dick?

Lenny: Have you tried the broom closet?