1. "Ia! Shub-Niggurath! Black goat of the woods with a thousand young!"
2. "Mork Calling Orson. Come in, Orson..."
3. "...and if you will cure this horrible rash, I promise never to have unprotected sex again."
4. "And when I get nervous, I put my fingers in my armpits, then I smell them, like this."
5. "Praise to Thee, Fah, god of joyous vengence, for laying the entrails of our enemies before us on the glorious feast of Botar! Amen!"
6. "Hail Mary,full of grace... blah, blah, blah... blessed is the fruit of the loom ... yadda yadda... something about sinners ... Jesus H. Christ, Amen." There, that'll sew up the Catholic vote.
7. "Hrrrr-ock, Ptui.... Ooooh, that's a keeper!"
8. "The slave is in the proper position, Mistress Hillary. The slave needs to be whipped and whipped hard, Mistress Hillary."
9. I bet if you lit up those old hymnals in the back, this place would go up like a five dollar skirt on a ten-dollar whore...
10. That's odd. I wonder if the Clintons know all the crosses in their house are hung upside down.
Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean pauses for a moment during an interview with the Associated Press in Washington, Tuesday, May 24, 2005. (Ass Press)