Tuesday, June 21, 2005

China's Eric Cartman

1. "When I grow up, I'm going to be a slovenly left-wing documentary film-maker."

2. "This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire."

3. He's not fat, he just has a horrendous soy sauce food allergy.

4. "Go ahead, Ling, show the chairman your big fat baby ass. Thatta boy."

5. "Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake! Kick-Ass!"


AM42 said...

Holy Crap!
Okay, I know it's not nice to laugh (poor kid)... but damn! LMAO!

jeff said...

Well, I guess that some parts of China are definitely well fed.

Divine Miss M said...

Please for me to expose my ample buttocks to you and all your ancestors.

lawhawk said...

Dang. That's a big baby.

May he fart in the general direction of Chairman Mao.

BTW, http://photos1.blogger.com/img/19/2463/320/kofi.jpg is ripe for a captioning.

tomslick said...

Long live chairman Mao Tse Chunk