Tuesday, June 14, 2005
California Justice Strikes Again
1. "Oh, I'm so glad this is over and life can be normal again. Get me a pack of naked cub scouts, get my Peter Pan outfit out of the closet, and shave Bubbles!"
2. "Tell O.J. I don't need help tracking down 'the real molesters,' but tell Robert Blake I'm totally up for an Our Gang marathon. I'll bring the Crisco."
3. "Whoa, that's the last time I'll ever share my bed with a 12 year old cancer boy ... well, probably not the last time."
4. "So, what size millstone do you figure my neck will need anyway ... a four, maybe a five?"
5. "Boyfinger, the pink lipstick really makes it hard for me to 'respect your authoritah!'"
6. "I'm going to Disneyland... and I'm gonna score too!"
7. "When I get acquitted of molestation, I touch myself..."
8. "Yes, the trial is over, but when will I get back my life, my career, my dignity, my extensive collection of Hobbit-p0rn?"