Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Yeeargh!! Snake Boy!!
1. "Well, the King of Pop just came across this old Nastassja Kinski poster and... um, would you like some more Jesus Juice before I tell you the rest.?"
2. "Come on, sis. If you really have faith, the snake will not harm you. If you doubt your faith... I get your room."
3. "Alice Vincent Cooper! You put that snake down right now, young man! You'll never amount to anything if you don't shape up and act normal!"
4. "Billy, you can't play Cleopatra because it's a girl's part." "Stop enforcing heteronormative roles on me!"
5. "... and then you choke it until it throws up, or so my uncle explained to me."
6. A typical Christian Sunday School as imagined by the editors of Harper's magazine.