Thursday, May 12, 2005

I Tawt I Taw A Pooty-Poot

Part 1: Smell My Raincoat



1. "Satisfied, Comrade 'I-can-smell-Armani-a-mile-away?'"

2. "Thanks for letting me blow my nose in your Versace raincoat. You can have it back now."

3. "Still believe I couldn't plunge my hand into a man's chest and pull out his still-beating heart?"

4. "Don't worry about the stain. Mr. Lee will get it out. He has an ancient Chinese secret."

5. "Look what you've done. Look what you've done! Bad commie! Bad!"


Road Trip



1. "There's one with a walker! 50 points!" "Screw you, you commie bastard, I'm gonna go for the one in the wheelchair. The wheelchair!"

2. "Oh, my God, you just ran over Potsie."

3. "Aw, shit, Toonces just sprayed all over your raincoat."

4. "Pssssttt... what does the yellow light mean?" "Slow down." "What... does... the... yellow... light... mean?" "Slow down!" "Whaaaat... dooooeeees... theeeee... yeeeel-looowwww... liiiiight... meeeeaaan?"

5. "What is that, an 8-Track? Damn, your country really is the retarded stepsister of Western Civilization."

Hat Tip: Sondrak

4 comments:

Kevin Walker said...

5. "What is that, an 8-Track? Damn, your country really is the retarded stepsister of Western Civilization."

That was good. Way to go!

AM42 said...

Okay, it takes me a few days to come up with something...

"Smell that? Yeah, that's the last time I'll ever let Chirac borrow my raincoat. That guy's B.O. has a life of its own."

AM42 said...

Another for the top photo...

"And another thing my buddies in the Secret Service taught me was how to shove an entire rolled-up raincoat up a man's nose... so don't screw with me Putin."

Dan said...

"Here Vladi, hold the wheel. I just spilled beer all over myself.'