Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith opens Wednesday. So, let's make fun of some nerds (courtesy John Schneider and Cap'n Wacky).
1. "Umm, Chewie, what were you just doing in the Men's room with Grimmis?"
2. "... and now, Ed Asner will favor us with one his trademark anti-American diatribes."
3."Nappy, tangled, smelly... sort of like Fidel Castro when he gets out of the shower."
4. INSERT "Frenchwoman's armpit" caption here.
1. "Okay, the padlocks are secure. Now, you can spend the night at Michael Jackson's House."
2. "Jeez, Doc, now I wish those repressed memories had turned out to be Satan Worship."
3. "If Jango Fett had lived, I wonder if he would be as disappointed with his clone-son as I am with you."
4. After the court saw this pic, mom was awarded full custody. It was the happiest day of Billy's life.
1. "Sure, I can be a princess for you guys... or a nurse, or a Nazi, or Little Bo Peep..."
2. "Did I say 'insatiable nymphomaniac into discipline and anonymous sex?' I meant to say 'English Major.'"
3. "... and Rob is actually my brother. We call our relationship, 'the Massachusetts Trifecta.'"