Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Cat Wranglers



1. Easter Sunday, 2000: Elian Gonzales's cat is returned to Cuba.

2. Ah, yes, nothing like Spring in Wisconsin.

3. "Hey, Toonces! You can't leave the scene of an accident."

4. "No, kitty! That's a bad kitty! Respect my freakin' awe-thori-tah!" Of course, the bullet went wide and greased Kenny.

5. After failing to heed Tim's warning about "Nasty sharp pointy teeth," Arthur lost five ... no, three ... members of his SWAT team to the "harmless little kitty-cat."

6. "All right! We eat meat tonight!"

7. "Mike, if you make one more crack about 'chaisng pussy,' I'm going to shove this assault rifle up your..."

8. Milo, Binkley, Opus, Cutter John, and the rest were all massacred in the 'Bush in the Bluebonnets' photo. Only Bill The Cat eluded the Secret Service detail.

9. "Dude, you better be using the 22. I don't want to have to clean these boots again."

10. "STOP! In the name of love... before you break my heart..."


Source: Strange Zoo

14 comments:

AM42 said...

After a grueling 24 hours, the CTU director told Jack & Tony to "take some time off, relax, maybe go out and get a little tail..."

AM42 said...

Yet another scene from...
If Men Truly did Run the World

AM42 said...

As soon as the Belgian airliner made an emergency landing in Brussels, airport security wasted no time in apprehending 'Gin'

AM42 said...

Damn, I'm on a roll this morning!

"Hey Mike, something just doesn't seem right about this... Are you sure that Steven's Cat is on the Terror Watch List?"

AM42 said...

Though tragic, it came as no surprise when the Evil HR Director finally snapped and killed everyone in the office.

V the K said...

The '24' angle was especially choice.

AM42 said...

Thanks VtheK

Although the "Official Story" was that Buddy was accidentally hit by a car, Secret Service eventually found that the money trail led straight back to Socks.

AM42 said...

Step #1 in Giving your cat a pill

AM42 said...

Even Halle Barry's biggest fans want to ensure than there's no sequel to Catwoman

AM42 said...

"Damn, teaching a dog to 'stay' is so much easier."

AM42 said...

"Oh, for crying out loud Mike... if you can't hit it from there, you shouldn't even have a gun."

AM42 said...

Sylvester had no idea that Tweety had friends in high places.

Anonymous said...

Easter Sunday, 2000. Elian Gonzales' cat is returned to Catro.
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Van Helsing said...

#1 is Moonbattery's choice for caption of the week.