1. Easter Sunday, 2000: Elian Gonzales's cat is returned to Cuba.
2. Ah, yes, nothing like Spring in Wisconsin.
3. "Hey, Toonces! You can't leave the scene of an accident."
4. "No, kitty! That's a bad kitty! Respect my freakin' awe-thori-tah!" Of course, the bullet went wide and greased Kenny.
5. After failing to heed Tim's warning about "Nasty sharp pointy teeth," Arthur lost five ... no, three ... members of his SWAT team to the "harmless little kitty-cat."
6. "All right! We eat meat tonight!"
7. "Mike, if you make one more crack about 'chaisng pussy,' I'm going to shove this assault rifle up your..."
8. Milo, Binkley, Opus, Cutter John, and the rest were all massacred in the 'Bush in the Bluebonnets' photo. Only Bill The Cat eluded the Secret Service detail.
9. "Dude, you better be using the 22. I don't want to have to clean these boots again."
10. "STOP! In the name of love... before you break my heart..."
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After a grueling 24 hours, the CTU director told Jack & Tony to "take some time off, relax, maybe go out and get a little tail..."
Yet another scene from...
If Men Truly did Run the World
As soon as the Belgian airliner made an emergency landing in Brussels, airport security wasted no time in apprehending 'Gin'
Damn, I'm on a roll this morning!
"Hey Mike, something just doesn't seem right about this... Are you sure that Steven's Cat is on the Terror Watch List?"
Though tragic, it came as no surprise when the Evil HR Director finally snapped and killed everyone in the office.
The '24' angle was especially choice.
Thanks VtheK
Although the "Official Story" was that Buddy was accidentally hit by a car, Secret Service eventually found that the money trail led straight back to Socks.
Step #1 in Giving your cat a pill
Even Halle Barry's biggest fans want to ensure than there's no sequel to Catwoman
"Damn, teaching a dog to 'stay' is so much easier."
"Oh, for crying out loud Mike... if you can't hit it from there, you shouldn't even have a gun."
Sylvester had no idea that Tweety had friends in high places.
Easter Sunday, 2000. Elian Gonzales' cat is returned to Catro.
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#1 is Moonbattery's choice for caption of the week.
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