1. "Prince Abdullah was willing to skip and hold hands, why are you so uptight?"
2. Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
3. "With all these bluebonnets, you can't see the pot until you're practically standing on it!"
4. "Oh, God, Cheney... we just walked right in the middle of a tampon ad."
5. "Hey, look, there's a penguin, a rabbit, a woodchuck, a crippled guy and a couple of kids hanging out in my meadow. Dick, fetch my shotgun."
6. "Hey, Cheney... remember that episode of Star Trek when Spock breathed in the spores and got all goofy?"
7. "This is the plot where Arnold buried the guy who touched his ass."
8. "Bummer that Cokie lost the keys to your handcuffs, Dick."
US President George W. Bush (R) and Vice President Dick Cheney walk through a field of blue bonnets as they come out to greet Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah to the Crawford Ranch. (AFP/Jim Watson)