Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Splendor in the Grass

1. "Prince Abdullah was willing to skip and hold hands, why are you so uptight?"

2. Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

3. "With all these bluebonnets, you can't see the pot until you're practically standing on it!"

4. "Oh, God, Cheney... we just walked right in the middle of a tampon ad."

5. "Hey, look, there's a penguin, a rabbit, a woodchuck, a crippled guy and a couple of kids hanging out in my meadow. Dick, fetch my shotgun."

6. "Hey, Cheney... remember that episode of Star Trek when Spock breathed in the spores and got all goofy?"

7. "This is the plot where Arnold buried the guy who touched his ass."

8. "Bummer that Cokie lost the keys to your handcuffs, Dick."

US President George W. Bush (R) and Vice President Dick Cheney walk through a field of blue bonnets as they come out to greet Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah to the Crawford Ranch. (AFP/Jim Watson)


AM42 said...

#5 continued...

..."Mr. President, you might want to save a shot or two in case that lawyer guy... Dallas... shows up too."

AM42 said...

(cue Bob Dole voice-over)
"When the moment is right, will you be ready?"

AM42 said...

"C'mon Dick, stop draggin' your ass. As soon as we get across this field of poppies, you can get your heart, I can get that brain and we both get the hell out of this place!"

Jehane said...

My God, you are both evil. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.