I'm doing a corporate leadership training whatchamajigger, so captioning is going to be random and light.
1. "It is the repsonsibility of the girlie-man on my left to wipe my mighty buttocks. Not now!"
2. "Remember. Nothing says 'Job well done' like a nice firm pat on the buttocks. Please to demonstrate."
3. "So, will you join me in a round of 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' or are you all uptight girlie men."
4. "No one is being fooled as you try to conceal the erection inspired by my rock solid buttocks, Girlie man."
5. "Rumors that high-grade pot is being grown in the background are mostly exaggerrated."
6. "Okay, throw me your fat baby and I will kiss it."
7. "Near... far... where - ever you are ... I believe that my heart will go on..."
8. "My friend has asked me not to call attention to the urine stain on the front of his pants. So, I won't."
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger says farewell after addressing a Newspaper Association of America luncheon. (AP Photo/Eric Risberg)