1. "...and tell Kennedy if he ever calls me Osama again, I'll bust his fat ass."
2. "Biden, get your hand off my shoulder, I don't swing that way."
3. "Did Byrd just crap his pants again?"
4. "Robert Byrd wants me to have my own private restroom?" "Well, technically, not for you personally ... "
5. "Biden, I could kill you and no one would ever know. Always remember that."
6. "Phrenology was debunked decades ago. Please stop asking to feel my head."
7. "By the way, Robert Byrd says he would shake your hand, but he doesn't want any of your n*gg*r germs."
8. "When I show you the Queen of Spades, you will kill them. You will kill them all."
9. "See, Barack, Byrd is kind of senile and when he sees you talking to white women, he gets a little, well..."
10. "Sorry, Biden, the Senate voted 85-15 that they wanted you to shut the f*ck up, and you're not getting your dentures back."
Senator Barack Obama (L), D-IL, talks with Senator Joe Biden ,D-DE, during a hearing of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. The committee is conducting hearings on the nomination of John Bolton to be the US Ambassador to the United Nations(AFP/Brendan Smialowski)