1. "Yo Kobe! Over here! I'm open! I'm open!"
2. Roman Catholics deserted the curch by the millions once mime was integrated into the Eucharist.
3. "No, I am not the guy who played Cliff Clavin on Cheers.
4. "Oh, my... it says the new pope's turn-ons are 'intelligence, sweetness, dogma, and a good massage' and his turn-offs are 'rude people and show-offs'"
5. "Turns out there never really was a Nigerian Cardinal in the running. It was just an internet scam."
6. "You say he was your 'first time'? Mine, too!"
7. "Oh, here's a good one. 'SWM, 47, salt-and-pepper hair, into spanking...' What the heck's a 'rubber fetish?'"
8. "Why do you think it's degrading to women?? She's the one holding the whip."
9. "Now, why would a man do that to his scrotum?"
10. [Insert stoned giggling noises here.]
4 comments:
Regarding #3...
It's nice to know that I'm not the only person who thought that's who he was : )
Funny, but I thought I was going to hell because I'm not Catholic. So I can make fun all I like because it's not like I can be consigned to the 9th Plane of Hell from the 8th. It's all the same to me.
Technical note:
Your villainous company link on the sidebar isn't working.
For the new Pope image (this is bound to happen):
"He's got the whole world (clap) in his hands, he's got the whole..., What the Hell's wrong with you people? Was it something I said?"
Oh, I forgot:
I am soooo gonna be in Hell after that. But don't worry; in a few years, I'll be the one running the joint :P
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