Wednesday, April 20, 2005

I am so going to heck for this

1. "Yo Kobe! Over here! I'm open! I'm open!"

2. Roman Catholics deserted the curch by the millions once mime was integrated into the Eucharist.

3. "No, I am not the guy who played Cliff Clavin on Cheers.

4. "Oh, my... it says the new pope's turn-ons are 'intelligence, sweetness, dogma, and a good massage' and his turn-offs are 'rude people and show-offs'"

5. "Turns out there never really was a Nigerian Cardinal in the running. It was just an internet scam."

6. "You say he was your 'first time'? Mine, too!"

7. "Oh, here's a good one. 'SWM, 47, salt-and-pepper hair, into spanking...' What the heck's a 'rubber fetish?'"

8. "Why do you think it's degrading to women?? She's the one holding the whip."

9. "Now, why would a man do that to his scrotum?"

10. [Insert stoned giggling noises here.]


AM42 said...

Regarding #3...
It's nice to know that I'm not the only person who thought that's who he was : )

lawhawk said...

Funny, but I thought I was going to hell because I'm not Catholic. So I can make fun all I like because it's not like I can be consigned to the 9th Plane of Hell from the 8th. It's all the same to me.

Technical note:
Your villainous company link on the sidebar isn't working.

Kevin Walker said...

For the new Pope image (this is bound to happen):
"He's got the whole world (clap) in his hands, he's got the whole..., What the Hell's wrong with you people? Was it something I said?"

Kevin Walker said...

Oh, I forgot:

I am soooo gonna be in Hell after that. But don't worry; in a few years, I'll be the one running the joint :P