Wednesday, April 20, 2005
I am so going to heck for this
1. "Yo Kobe! Over here! I'm open! I'm open!"
2. Roman Catholics deserted the curch by the millions once mime was integrated into the Eucharist.
3. "No, I am not the guy who played Cliff Clavin on Cheers.
4. "Oh, my... it says the new pope's turn-ons are 'intelligence, sweetness, dogma, and a good massage' and his turn-offs are 'rude people and show-offs'"
5. "Turns out there never really was a Nigerian Cardinal in the running. It was just an internet scam."
6. "You say he was your 'first time'? Mine, too!"
7. "Oh, here's a good one. 'SWM, 47, salt-and-pepper hair, into spanking...' What the heck's a 'rubber fetish?'"
8. "Why do you think it's degrading to women?? She's the one holding the whip."
9. "Now, why would a man do that to his scrotum?"
10. [Insert stoned giggling noises here.]