Friday, April 15, 2005

Euro-Pr0n-Eco-Nazis



I am not making this up. The individuals pictured are in the business of making skin flicks and donating the proceeds to envirocauses.

I also understand from the article that in their movies these performers really, really, love nature. I mean, really, really love nature. In the physical sense.

1. The newest corollary to Godwin's Law: When Scandinavian p0rn0-stars start flashing swastikas, Europe is f*cked.

2. "Our next project is going to be an adaptation of a children's fairy tale called Hansel and Gretel and Inga and Inga's Strict Friend Ilsa."

3. Norweigan forestry experts now understood why they were seeing fewer cases of Dutch Elm disease and more cases of chlamydia in Old-Growth Norweigan forests.

4. "The Knights that Say 'Ni' demanded a shrubbery, but Inga was able make 'an arrangement' with them."

5. "You've heard of Wood Nymphs? I'm more of a Wood Nympho."

6. "Our next project will be kind of like Triumph of the Will, but with full frontal nudity and 'wokka-chikka wokka-chikka' music."

7. "Once you've had Maple, It will become your staple."

8. The real reason p0rn0graphy is so popular... you don't have to smell it.

9. If she's a typical European woman, I'm guessing her armpits could use some clear-cutting.

10. The Cult of Bob Ross takes the concept of "Happy Little Trees" to its logical extreme.

5 comments:

Van Helsing said...

If I want to rent one of their videos, do I look under Adult, or Horror?

M. Simon said...

Jeeze.

Are these uglies the best on offer?

jeff said...

I saw photos where they actually came onstage at a rock concert, naked, and she bent over a piece of equipment and he... well, lets just say they were arrested for public lewedness shortly thereafter.

The band claimed they didn't know it was gonna happen.

Cybrludite said...

She is so not what you'd expect a swedish pr0n-star to look like...

Jehane said...

This may be the best argument I've seen for making all porn illegal...

[shudder]