Friday, April 29, 2005

The Death of Senator Robert Byrd



1. Apparently, he caught Barack Obama making out with Barbara Mikulski in the senate elevator.

2. "O.K.... maybe 600,000 volts was a little high for a defibrillator. My bad."

3. Actually, doesn't this just illustrate how most people feel about going to HMO's?

4. "He's flatlining, can I have his hat?"

5. Remember when ER's politically correct preachiness was more... subtle?

6. "Yeah, he'll live... but won't he be surprised when he wakes up with breast implants and a sex reassignment due to a 'clerical error.'"

7. "Klansman? Nah, just a fetishist. Three times a week he comes in demands a prostate exam from a 'big black buck of a doctor.'"

8. "Well, I wonder how Senator Byrd will explain the Barbie doll lodged in his rectum this time.

9."Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

10. "Rosebud? What the Hell is Rosebud?"

Hat Tip: SondraK

13 comments:

lawhawk said...

That's a good one.

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/homepage/hp4-29-05e.jpg

might be even better for captioning.

Anonymous said...

"Nurse, that was supposed to be a hand suction, but it appears it was loaded with .38 +P+"

Passionate Conservative said...

damn. I just BOUGHT this monitor!!!!!

Rightwingsparkle said...

I think the guy should be damn happy there was a camera there.

I'm just saying. I mean who could blame them if they uhh...forgot to fill the pain med? That sorta thing.

Kevin Walker said...

A modification to number one:

Foreground Nurse: I guess he saw Senator Mikulski naked.

Doctor: I thought that you'll turn to stone if you looked at her?

Van Helsing said...

Thanks for not showing us the picture of Barack Obama making out with Barbara Mikulski in the elevator.

Anonymous said...

"Okay, Sharon, you want to run that "How does the ER doctors going out on strike affect us cafeteria workers?" question past us again???!!"

Neo said...

This boy's chances are slim.
They're slimmer than piss on a rock.

Anonymous said...

There are two reasons why I voted for Mikulski. One is because I love a good Mikulski joke. I am keeping the other to my self.

-Monster Kabasue

Kevin Walker said...

Who'd wanna make out with Mikulski anyways?

AM42 said...

"Nurse, quick...
scalpel...
scalpel...
scalpel...
scalpel...
scalpel...
clamp... Ha, just kidding!
scalpel...
scalpel...
scalpel...

AM42 said...

"Doctor, the patient appears to be in pain... should I administer a general anesthetic?"
"Ha! Just kidding!"

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