Friday, April 29, 2005
The Death of Senator Robert Byrd
1. Apparently, he caught Barack Obama making out with Barbara Mikulski in the senate elevator.
2. "O.K.... maybe 600,000 volts was a little high for a defibrillator. My bad."
3. Actually, doesn't this just illustrate how most people feel about going to HMO's?
4. "He's flatlining, can I have his hat?"
5. Remember when ER's politically correct preachiness was more... subtle?
6. "Yeah, he'll live... but won't he be surprised when he wakes up with breast implants and a sex reassignment due to a 'clerical error.'"
7. "Klansman? Nah, just a fetishist. Three times a week he comes in demands a prostate exam from a 'big black buck of a doctor.'"
8. "Well, I wonder how Senator Byrd will explain the Barbie doll lodged in his rectum this time.
9."Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
10. "Rosebud? What the Hell is Rosebud?"
Hat Tip: SondraK