So Many Hippies, So Few Bulldozers

1. Yes, apparently Lisa Loeb is still alive... and apparently it's still kind of embarassing to be seen with her.

2. "Rainbow Z ... I understand that 'soap' and 'deodorant' are 'corporate conspiracies to engorce hygienic conformity,' but if you don't meet me half way on this I'm gonna start wearing a mask... a gas mask."

3. "Well, when I was little, my dad always made me wear a mask whenever I went out in public, and I just never got over it. Hey, is there a balcony around here we could dangle off of?"

4. "O.K. Rainbow, harsh fact of life: The flatulence associated with a strict vegan diet is 'nuclear.' That's why nobody else comes within a hundred feet of you."

5. "Hey, why don't we ditch this protest, go back to my place. I'll take off the mask and show you my 'Little Eichmann.'"


Hat Tip: Kellipundit



1. "A gallon jug of generic bottled water? Dude, who's managing your trust fund?"

2. The anti-war movement was desperate for a celebrity and ultimately had to settle for Jimbo from The Simpsons.

3. "Two stems of organic grapes! A sprout sandwich with just one bite out! Half a Snickers bar! I told you socialists always leave behind the best munchies."

4. "Ricky, your pendulous man-boobs are starting to arouse me."

5. "Life ain't nuthin' but a shit sandwich... and apparently, that's all you know how to make, too."

Hat tip: New Eagle