1. "We're playing Clinton White House interns."
2. "Hey, if you look at the chart this way, things don't look so bad for the Democrats."
3. The ACLU forced Peterbrook Elementary to cancel its Easter Pageant and perform The Vagina Monologues instead.
4. "Okay, hold for five minutes then stand up fast, the headrush is unbelievable... especially if you're on shrooms."
5. "So, if the movie had been more anatomically correct, Spiderman would have shot web fluid from his ass. It would have looked something like this."
6. Roman Polanski films an erotic catfight.
7. "No thanks, babe. I prefer sausage to taco."
8. "... and that's why we're going to kill all the men."
9. "Why did Coach Dieselfrau just run into the bathroom with her back massager?"
10. "Do you have a sister... 'cos you look a lot like the girl daddy has locked in the cellar."
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"And you're sure this will get me through college?"
...and so the two girls demonstrated for the jury exactly what they witnessed on the morning that they went to pick up their brother at Michael Jackson's house.
(sorry... but there's no way that I will sign my name this : )
Little Jen demonstrates to her big sister the finner points of negotiating with terrorists for Democrats.
Little Jen demonstrates to her big sister the finner points of negotiating with terrorists for Democrats.
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