Monday, March 21, 2005

I Call Her, "The Vagitator!," Queen of the Post-Menopausal Lesbian Hippies,

Ever wondered what Michael Moore would look like in drag? Here ya go...



1. "Out Now?... Umm, could you please go back in... at least until I'm finished eating lunch."

2. "I am woman, hear me roar... especially if there's an all-you-can-eat buffet nearby."

3. "... and when Janet Reno's yeast infection finally cleared up, that was the happiest day of my life."

4. "How many of me does it take to change a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

5. "... and the patriarchy continues to oppress feminists by surrounding us with thinly disguised phallic symbols at every turn."

6. "Come children, my gingerbread house awaits!"

7. "It's colder than one of my tits out here."

8. Going to Grandma's house just hasn't been the same since Grandma moved in with a stern tattooed biker chick named 'Aunt Butch.'

9. "So I only need three sacrifices to the Goat-Goddess to return my youth and beauty... so, volunteers? Anyone? C'mon people... eternal youth and beauty here!"

10. "..Back when I was young, we didn't have pride marches, or legal abortion, or even the right to vote,... Aw screw it, none of you are listening. Bring on the sweet release of death."

5 comments:

AM42 said...

Were 10 captions necessary? Because really, you had me at "Post-Menopausal Lesbian Hippies."

Passionate Conservative said...

AGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! My EYES!!!!!!

Claire said...

so where's the "in drag" part.....

Frank IBC said...

Out Now

As in GET out...

The MaryHunter said...

...gonna...barf... (actually LOL, wet my pants!)