Monday, March 07, 2005

Hootie and the Cold Fish

Topless Aboriginal dancers welcome Britain's Prince Charles in Australia's outback

1. "Larouche is full of crap. If my mum's the kingpin of the international drug trade, then why do I have to pop over to Brixton and buy my coke from you people?"

2. "Hey, Beavis... check this out. Uh huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh."

3. Lesser known duties of the Prince of Wales: Picking out the new Spice Girl.

4. "I say, I do believe you're holding out on me. Well, be a good sport try not to do so again. It would be dreadfully unfortunate if I should have to mess you up a bit." Why the British suck at pimping.

5. "All right, so I'm no James Bond. And you're no Octopussy. So, get over yourself, princess."

6. "Wills, Harry... Frankly, I liked you better in the Nazi outfits."

7. "Got Milk? Well, I guess I already know the answer to that..."

8. "Sorry love, I take my women like I take my coffee... cold and bitter."

9. In retrospect, letting Elton John arrange the bachelor party was probably a mistake.

10. Affirmative Action comes to 'Hooters.'

Hat Tip: Jonathan Y


Passionate Conservative said...

All I can say is, thank God it wasn't his dad greeting them. Prince Philip has this knack for saying just the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Rightwingsparkle said...

That picture cracked me up with no caption! so I am stealing it.