Topless Aboriginal dancers welcome Britain's Prince Charles in Australia's outback
1. "Larouche is full of crap. If my mum's the kingpin of the international drug trade, then why do I have to pop over to Brixton and buy my coke from you people?"
2. "Hey, Beavis... check this out. Uh huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh."
3. Lesser known duties of the Prince of Wales: Picking out the new Spice Girl.
4. "I say, I do believe you're holding out on me. Well, be a good sport try not to do so again. It would be dreadfully unfortunate if I should have to mess you up a bit." Why the British suck at pimping.
5. "All right, so I'm no James Bond. And you're no Octopussy. So, get over yourself, princess."
6. "Wills, Harry... Frankly, I liked you better in the Nazi outfits."
7. "Got Milk? Well, I guess I already know the answer to that..."
8. "Sorry love, I take my women like I take my coffee... cold and bitter."
9. In retrospect, letting Elton John arrange the bachelor party was probably a mistake.
10. Affirmative Action comes to 'Hooters.'
Hat Tip: Jonathan Y