Zakaria Zubeida (L), local head of the Al-Aqsa martyrs brigades welcomes a Palestinan prisoner after he was released from an Israeli prison during celebrations for the release of Palestinian prisoners in the northern West Bank city of Jenin (AFP/Gali Tibbon)
1.When gay marriage is legalized in the state of Texas, I expect it will look pretty much like this. .
2.“Feel those abs! Rock hard, baby. Bulimia rocks.”
3.“So, what was it like being a prison bitch. Spare no detail!”
4.“Oh, honey, we should celebrate. Know any good restaurants we could blow up?”
5.“We are Here! We are homosexuals! Become accustomed to it!" It's really sad when you can't get a simple chant right.
6.“So, the Parole Board let you out even though you promised to keep killing until you had enough human skulls to build a pyramid that would rival Giza? God, I love Massachusetts!”
7."And then he took me again, his musky smell was overpowering, like a chain-smoking, diseased ape with halitosis. I let out a small gasp as he penetrated me. It was beautiful (Sigh) We’ll never have another Chairman like that again."
8.“The ascot’s a good start, but you’re going to need bell-bottoms and peroxide if you’re ever going to bring my ‘Fred from Scooby-Doo’ fantasy to life.”
9.‘Ow to speak Palestinian: “Overcompensating.”
10.“Actually, ‘May I push in your stool,’ is a lousy pick-up line, but you do have a fabulous ass.”