Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Spiritus Condi

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice points as she addresses a news conference with German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder in Berlin. - Reuters, Arn Weigmann.

1. "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!"

2. "The Eagle Spirit is hungry and demands a feast of souls, you say? What a quaint superstition."

3. "Can I have my other arm back?"

4. "I banish thee, foul demon! Hell take you! In the names of the dark, ancient ones. Tsathoggua, Nug, Yeb, Cthulhu!"

5. Condi mockingly holds her finger too high for Vladimir Putin to pull.

6. "Take a good look, Euro-pussies. I picked it just for you."

7. "You want me to do 'Stop! In the Name of Love?' I got a better idea. Why don't you come up here and I'll do 'Stomp your punk ass in the name of the United F**kin' States of America, bitch!' Dat's right! Dat's right!"

8. "And, I'd like to give a shout out to Senator Clinton for polishing this podium to a Cylon-like shine. Well, done, Hill, I hope they never find a cure for OCD."

9. "Pinky dick! Pinky dick! Kerry's got a pinky dick!"

10. "Prime Minister Chirac, pull your pants up and stop urinating on that wall right this instant! This isn't Paris!"


Right Wing Nut Job said...

Alex, I'll take Muslim Terrorists for 400 dollars.

Straight Up with Sherri said...


You can't wear those shoes with that shirt! That's just FUUUGLY!