Monday, February 14, 2005

Rethinking the 19th Amendment, Part 1 of 5

By popular request, this week is devoted to giving proper respects to the women of the U.S. Senate. All photos are ripped off from this selection of photographs of female members of the United States senate by Documentary photographer Melina Mara.

1. Separated at Birth: Senator Barbara Mikulski (D-Maryland), and The Lord of the Flies.

2. "Four legs good! Two legs better!Four legs good! Two legs better!"

3. "When shall we three meet again / In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"

4. "Look at the sagging pair of tits on that," Hillary thought.

5. It's disquieting at first, but eventually new senators get used to Senator Mikulski snapping flies out of the air with her tongue.

6. Maybe the Taliban were onto something.

7. I'm not saying Mikulski's ugly, but Dian Fossey is hiding in the bushes taking notes.

8. "Someone's coming! Quick! Hand Hillary our one eyeball."

9. The All New PC Charlie's Angels was doomed to failure since the angels undercover opportunities were limited to Burn Units and Lesbian Motorcycle Clubs.

10. "Hillary, you're levitating. Have you been laying with the Horned One again?"

11. The sequel to The Witches of Eastwick was fraught with technical difficulties. Cher and Michelle Pfeiffer required extreme soft focus, and Susan Sarandon insisted on 'No Make-Up.'


Anonymous said...

Brief suggestion, specially if fart jokes are in. Make the Cantwell and Murray in the elevator one of the next ones - it is a classic.

Henry said...

"Ah young Clinton, able you are to resist the powers of the right side, yes!"

Anonymous said...

The fluid finale punctuating an already wet flatus determined her, no more bean soup....ever. Then the good senator reflected on how lucky she was to have selected basic brown that morning. The shocked countenances of her colleagues led her to believe she had not, however, heard the last of the matter.