Friday, February 18, 2005

Reconsidering the 19th Amendment, Part 5 of 5?

Continuing our tribute to the women of the U.S. Senate. All photos are ripped off from this selection of photographs of female members of the United States senate by Documentary photographer Melina Mara. Today: Senator Blanche Lincoln (D-Arkansas) points at the weiner of an unidentified gentleman.

1. "Whore!" "Skank!"

2. After the Condaleezza Rice and Alberto Gonzales confirmation hearings, a "pull my finger" contest actually raises the level of intellectual debate in the Democratic party.

3. "Rock smashes pencil. OK, we'll legalize pot."

4. "You think I got a deathwish or something? You tell Hillary to get her ass out of the bathroom."

5. Blanche Lincoln points out that Trent Lott's fly is open. Trent Lott points out that Blanche Lincoln is a dirty, dirty whore.

6."You'd be surprised at how many women really will pull my finger."

7. "No, I won't let you draw me in the nude. You'll have to keep your panties on."

8. "Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's just adorable... but now the men want to talk about grown-up things."

9. "I don't know what Zell Miller was on about. Spitballs make awesome weapons."

10. "Can't tonight, love. The ife-way is at the otel-hay. But I will take you on that enema next time I'm in town."


Anonymous said...

I sit in awe of your humor. I am not a hundredth as funny.

'addison' from LGF

Lady of Shalott said...

Glenn Beck is starting a new magazine and looking for funny conservative freelance writers, and I of course thought of you.

"The ideal candidates will be cutting edge writers who can take almost any issue (current events, politics, etc.) and make it humorous. We are looking for unstructured writers who can take the seed of an idea and turn it into a wonderful final piece that is anything but ordinary.

"Familiarity with the radio program is a plus but is not required."

AM42 said...

That's the photo I was waiting for! I knew that you wouldn't disappoint me... Thanks!

V the K said...

I went to GlennBeck-dot-com but couldn't find the funny conservative freelance writer thing. But if somebody else wants to Let Beck know what a sick freak I am and direct him to the blog that would be cool.

Tell him I'm also LDS. That will give me an in/ ;-)

USMC_Vet said...

"Your boobs are fake and their not even big, you dumb wanker!"

"Yeah, well there's nothing you can do about your Wee Willie Wonka, now is there, Genius?"

USMC_Vet said...

Can I get a pass on the spelling of "They're" for the day?

I'm blonde and had the chance to go to USC and study Architecture or Perdue and study Chemical Engineering.

I enlisted in the Marine Corps.

Any questions?


(Oh, and thanks for the Day Pass.)

USMC_Vet said...

Ummm...can I get a pass on Perdue, too? Maybe I cook too much chicken.

You know, mommy told me the little bus was much safer, but I still didn't have a seat belt. Guess it's harder to hit, being so small and all.