Aaron Rickle, 10, and canine companion Soxx, a nine-month-old female mix, take a rather rambunctious stroll. Sentinel-Standard/Brandon Lacic
1. Throwing raw meat in front of a seeing eye dog is cruel, but when he's leading a kid... BONUS POINTS!!
2. This is the second time in a month 'Caption This!' has featured a black b**ch.
3. "I warned you I was the Anti-Christ, but NO-O-O-O-O, you had to go and piss off my demonic hellhound-protector."
4. "On second thought, maybe burying him in 'Pet Sematary' wasn't such a great idea.
5. "Timmy's in trouble? Well, screw Timmy, I'm freezin' my ass off out here."
6. "Hey! Chill out! I was kidding about slicing you open and huddling in your carcass for warmth. Sheesh!"
7. I think there's a 'Korean Soul Food' caption in here somewhere.
8. "Oh yeah, 'it looks like the dog's walking me' ha-ha-ha, very funny... the next person who favors me with that witticism is going to see what his own intestines look like."