Thursday, January 27, 2005

The Old Man and the Condi Rice Penis Jokes

1. I wonder if Condi knows about shrinkage.

2. Apparently, Hell has just gotten word that the guy who played 'Lowell' on Wings was nominated for an Oscar.

3. "Oh, damn, looks like they're just not biting. Guess I'll go home, shower, and take the Mrs. out to the wife-swapping leather orgy."

4. Zamboni drivers were hit hardest by the NHL Lockout. (Thank you, Miss M.)

5. Even Ice fisherman support Free Ukrainian Elections

6. "Damn! How long can Louise be with one 'customer?' I'm freezing my nuts off out here!

7. "There. It's done. By the time they find the body, I'll be in Puerta Vallerta, eatin' tangerines off the breasts of a supple young Mexican hooker."

8. "I'd rather be moshing."

9. "I don't care what the g--damned Community Association says, snow men should be anatomically correct."

10. "Sorry, Bob... shoulda warned ya the ice was a little thin there."


AM42 said...

Woohoo! Thank you "V the K"... especially for #1.

Anonymous said...

Darn....the fish are just not biting on these Kosher dill spears

(see bucket)

Anonymous said...

Gee, I don't know what this Ass-O-Matic 3000 does, but it sure does make my butt warm!