Thursday, January 27, 2005
Know Your Chicken
Hat Tip : Frank IBC (No, I didn't ask why he would go looking for stuff like this.)
1. "You call that dancing? Up the voltage."
2. The chicken knew 'that look' only too well. Soon, he would start singing, and then it was all "E-I, E-I, Oooh! Oooh! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!
3. "Get off your high horse, babe. I warned you I was a 'geek' when we started this. You had to know how it was going to end."
4. "Do not fret, Cara Mia, I am sure we can convince the Massachusetts Supreme Court to grant us marital rights."
5. The ACLU today filled a multi-million dollar racial hate crime suit against blogger-dot-com, when a rogue captioner used the phrases "breast man" and "dark meat" in connection with this photograph.
6. "Okay, anyone else want to insult the Voodoo Priestess?"
7. "Chill out! 'Choke the chicken' is just a figure of speech."
8. "Damn... how many Amyl Nitrate and Jagermeister cocktails did I drink last night?"
9. "Umm, can't we just cuddle?"
10. "No kidding, you voted for Christine Gregoire too?"