Thursday, January 27, 2005

Know Your Chicken



Hat Tip : Frank IBC (No, I didn't ask why he would go looking for stuff like this.)

1. "You call that dancing? Up the voltage."

2. The chicken knew 'that look' only too well. Soon, he would start singing, and then it was all "E-I, E-I, Oooh! Oooh! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!

3. "Get off your high horse, babe. I warned you I was a 'geek' when we started this. You had to know how it was going to end."

4. "Do not fret, Cara Mia, I am sure we can convince the Massachusetts Supreme Court to grant us marital rights."

5. The ACLU today filled a multi-million dollar racial hate crime suit against blogger-dot-com, when a rogue captioner used the phrases "breast man" and "dark meat" in connection with this photograph.

6. "Okay, anyone else want to insult the Voodoo Priestess?"

7. "Chill out! 'Choke the chicken' is just a figure of speech."

8. "Damn... how many Amyl Nitrate and Jagermeister cocktails did I drink last night?"

9. "Umm, can't we just cuddle?"

10. "No kidding, you voted for Christine Gregoire too?"

6 comments:

Frank IBC said...

What? No hat tip?

Frank IBC said...

"I gave my love a cherry...

That had no stone...

I gave my love a chicken...

That had no bone...

V the K said...

11. Kos shows up at a Dean Rally squiring his new girlfriend.

AM42 said...

Aware that she would not be able to ward off Ramon's advances much longer, the chicken consoled herself by thinking "Hopefully what Condi said about his penis is true."

Frank IBC said...

I'd say "Chicken Marriage", but then Josh Jasper would throw a hissy fit.

Frank IBC said...

V the K -

Actually, for once in a blue moon, this is not the result of a weird Google Image search.

Dvorak linked to an article about avian flu that was in the Sydney Morning Herald. The location is Hanoi.

From the link in the first comment there -

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