Wednesday, January 05, 2005

The Cowboy and the Walrus

Looks like the Bush-Clinton partnership is fully cemented right now. Did I not say Clinton backstabbed Kerry during the campaign? I'm betting the Demoncats are going absolutely ballistic. - Andy Koom's weblog

1. "He did it! He pulled my finger! I can't believe he fell for it."

2. "Willy, if you break into 'Ebony and Ivory' again, so help me, I'll cut your nads off."

3. "I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head."

4. Unfortunately, all the money Bill raised for Tsunami victims went to cover his three-month tab at a Bangkok brothel.

5. "Damn it, Bill, get in the car. I don't want to hear another word about your chest pains. Bitch, bitch, bitch..."

6. Gallant breezes through the checkpoint sobriety test, Goofus is busted after missing his nose completely.

7. "And I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I... Will always love Y-o-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u..."

8. "Hey, George, I see you had the interior of the Presidential Limo completely re-upholstered after my term." "Yeah, Bill, the CDC thought it would be best."

9. "Mr. Clinton, could you illustrate for us the size of Madeline Albright's ass?"

10. "Don't touch the hair," thought Bush. "Don't touch the hair Don't touch the hair You're a dead man if you touch the hair. Don't touch the hair "

1 comment:

AM42 said...

Okay, I'm on a roll today. Must be Friday...

Bush thinking: "Go ahead Willie, just try to pull that 'You've got something on your tie' trick one more time... God help me I'll break that damn finger right off!"