Interim Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas is carried by the Al Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades leader Zakaria Zubeidi during a campaign visit to Jenin, Thursday Dec. 30, 2004.
1. "Yeee-hah! Ride 'em cowboy! Let's get on back to the KY corral! YEEEE-HAH!"
2. "Ah, Praise Allah, another fervent supporter anoints himself in my holy pit stains."
3. The blood of the innocent stains your soul, not your hands.
4. "Yes. Excellent practice drill everyone! Thank you! Of course, had this been an actual tsunami, everyone but me would all be drowned."
5. "We can dance! We can dance! Everybody look at your hands!"
6. Check out the gigantic Don King Super-fro on the dude in the background.
7. Piggy-back rides, $5.00. Moustache rides, $1.00.
8. You can set off a suicide belt, or you can pull all five fingers at once. Same diff.
9. In a land desperate for any kind of real victory, fifth place in an Alex Trebek look-alike contest is a huge deal.
10. "This is the last time I borrow a suit from Gary Coleman."